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Lonely girl marries her laptop

Hermoine Way is so in love with Alex the computer that she's willing to marry it

Hermoine Way is so in love with Alex the computer that she's willing to marry it


By Noorsila Abd Majid

It may be hard to believe, but a pretty lass from London, Hermione Way, has tied the knot with her laptop which she named Alex.

The 24-year-old professed her love for Alex, a 17-inch MacBook Pro over YouTube.

The human-machine couple had an unofficial exchange of vows on Jan 31.

Even Hermione's mum, Jane, has given her blessings. “We know Hermione will have a happy life.”

“Alex and I are happy together,” declares "the bride" on YouTube. “We’re inseparable. We’ve been spending every minute of every day together for the past two years.”

Citing that she chose Alex over a real man because he (Alex) doesn’t care how she looks like, Hermione adds, “If people are accepting same sex marriage these days, they should allow me to marry my high-tech partner.”

Published Feb 1, 2010

Comments (19)

  • boboi 2010-02-01 17:36:30
    i'm just wondering how can her new hubby satisfied her on bed....
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  • happytony 2010-02-03 16:27:42
    london internet speed is fast.can satify anyhow, any1, at anywhere.
    Reply
  • FireDragon 2010-02-01 22:59:58
    Haven't heard of virtual sex? Eyes on so called Alex and fingers on pussy. I have seen one where a head can go in. After all this is only 17 inches.
    Reply
  • bangkingmong 2010-02-02 08:23:55
    her next husband is a dildo
    Reply
  • Anonymous 2010-02-02 08:52:24
    get a life
    Reply
  • ... 2010-02-02 10:02:57
    w t h
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  • little rascal 2010-02-02 10:03:01
    How stupid..
    Wonder how many ways shez using "alex" so satisfy herself...
    Get a life lah.
    Reply
  • Superman 2010-02-02 10:26:14
    she probly using "his" USB....
    Reply
  • Crown a 2010-02-02 13:35:03
    That's when the I pad comes in
    Reply
  • trisha 2010-02-02 14:14:19
    is this for real? publicity purposes...yet another....
    Reply
  • Anonymous 2010-02-02 14:29:31
    she've nothing to do in life,too free enough..lol
    Reply
  • money 2010-02-02 14:51:02
    she is one dumb chick to end up screwing a laptop hahahahaha what a joke. anyway she is free to use my lap and what is above my lap to satisfy herself
    Reply
  • Anonymous 2010-02-02 17:48:38
    how dumb can someone get???
    Reply
  • ken 2010-02-02 23:42:58
    I can't believe someone is dumb enough to write this out. We as readers become dumber than the dumb writer.

    Gosh I become dumb the moment I read this. 1 precious minute of my life was wasted.
    Reply
  • ty 2010-02-03 01:19:20
    hahahaha....agree with ken
    Reply
  • Jerry Scovel 2010-02-03 04:45:58
    I have an old Commodore 64 that wants to teach her tricks that her youg laptop has not had the time to learn. The joystick alone will make the wedding night worthwhile...
    Reply
  • Get a life la.. dumb 2010-02-05 09:37:47
    Get a life people, and move on, what's the big deal? No wonder Malaysia is so backwards, full of people like you.
    Reply
  • Iz 2010-02-07 17:32:08
    I'd proudly marry my Dell computer anytime. Its been working for me for a long time. You pervs people should stop thinking about sexual intercourse all the time.
    Reply
  • Supremely Wise 2010-03-04 00:32:45
    PEOPLE - before we judge / criticize, think! Freedom to choose vs freedom to relate to reality. Choosing a laptop over human contact definitely has its advantages. Like everything else in life, it has its drawbacks. If u gotta screw a computer, u gotta screw a computer. So much better than getting screwd by a person!! Think - a computer will never screw u - unless it crashes.
    Reply
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